{"product_id":"clown_noses","title":"Milk Chocolate Clown Noses","description":"\u003cp\u003eClowns are frequently misunderstood. It is a common perception that if you squeeze a clown's nose, it will honk. This is true in many species of western clown but we have discovered a rare breed of clown whose noses actually crunch when squeezed! Unfortunately, this attribute renders these clowns useless...until now! Deep in the woods on Mt Tabor we have created a sanctuary specifically for these rogue clowns and their delicious crunchy noses. Each nose sits upon a milk chocolate miniblob and is a perfect little bite. They actually taste quite a bit like a Crunch Berry but they are clown noses. It doesn't hurt when we pluck them and they grow back in a few days. You get whole 3OZ bag of them! (approximately 34 noses)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodblock Chocolate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43485904502851,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/0889\/files\/IMG_3036.heic?v=1783017434","url":"https:\/\/woodblockchocolate.com\/products\/clown_noses","provider":"Woodblock Chocolate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}